it's too hot outside to masturbate.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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