It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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