I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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