One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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