They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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