Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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