Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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