6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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