Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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