Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
