i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
worst night to have a conscience
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
