I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
