So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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