4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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