where am i from again
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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