Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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