is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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