dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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