she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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