So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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