You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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