Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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