How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
love makes seman taste better
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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