Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Operation Purity has been aborted
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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