she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is the high leading the old right now
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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