i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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