How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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