tequila makes me forget i have legs
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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