What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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