32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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