Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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