Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
