I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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Have fun and good luck.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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