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(812): View more from Indiana

My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?

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(310): View more from California

Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

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(443): View more from Maryland

the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots

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Cant promise that last part. I won't die though

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.

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