I wanna bring you to show and tell
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just threw up on my dentist
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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