if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
