its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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