i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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