Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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