Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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