i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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