so that wasnt chicken after all
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize