I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
