i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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