I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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