Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
My bed smells like the plague
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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