idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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