do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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