so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
one might say we're banned from that church
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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