question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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