Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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