he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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