Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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