Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My ass is underappreciated
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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