Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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