We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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