smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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