did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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