i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
BRING THE BAGELS
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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